biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

With a nose

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posted 20 hours ago with 38,605 notes via greeklesbian + reblog

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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posted 1 day ago with 114,483 notes via justwhayiam + reblog

I just want a boy who will touch me without realizing it. Not sexually or anything. Just Like we’ll be sitting on his couch Just talking or watching a movie and he’ll just tap his fingers on my leg or grab my hand and draw little circles on it without having any idea that he’s doing it. Just out of habit or the fact that he’s so used to and so comfortable with feeling my touch.

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posted 2 weeks ago with 9,058 notes via brunts + reblog

micthemicrophone:

Damn.

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posted 2 weeks ago with 340,498 notes via micthemicrophone + reblog

the-vandals:

It’s ok. I’m not what you’re looking for.

So I guess that means you’re not who I need. But it’s ok. Because I care a little less each day.

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posted 3 weeks ago with 64 notes via the-vandals + reblog

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

Fuck yeah id have a whole dollar!!

posted 3 weeks ago with 312,046 notes via hi + reblog

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posted 3 weeks ago with 429,609 notes via thelonelyarts + reblog

narryshouldcomeout:

Everyone who will reblog this will get a knock-knock joke to their ask

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posted 1 month ago with 60 notes via likelylouis + reblog
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